Dual....:-)
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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