Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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