What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
