i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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