We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Floor bacon is actually really good
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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