ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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