At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize