Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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