Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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