WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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