i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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