I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize