just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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