So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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