This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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