dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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