Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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