Already got asked if we're dating
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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