have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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