she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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