You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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