did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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