I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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