I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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