Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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