We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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