Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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