dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
The ass gains better be worth it
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