Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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