i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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