I must be too annoying 4 u.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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