So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i was born a porn star she said
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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