I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Randomize
