my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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