I don't usually arrange sex via text message
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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