so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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