Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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