there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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