He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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