If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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