3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
this will be a night to untag.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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