he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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