i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I understand Curling. That high.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
