i would punch a child for taco bell
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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