if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I came so hard my ears popped.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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