How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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