scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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