The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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