I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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