How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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