It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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