I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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