There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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