and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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