sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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